Some random quotes

• While watching a commercial with only okay-looking models, the ABG said about one woman: "You'll do, but I'm not happy."
• You're much more attractive with your mouth shut.
• Crackhead logic never ceases to amaze.
• "To tell the truth, I scare me too" -- I'm Your Gun by Jethro Tull
• Perhaps it's my higher IQ that causes my comments to fly over your head.
• Ignorance and mythology is a poor substitute for reason and the facts.
• Remember, I'm not trying to make you look like an idiot - God did that. I'm just holding up a mirror.

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